Heather McDonald on Chelsea Lately Talking About the L Word FUNNY

I just wanted to share this with you. Chelsea Lately is a funny show with Chelsea Handler. She does not shy away from sexual overtones not discussed on other talk shows, including many many discussions of lesbian sexuality. Comedian Heather McDonald was on last week discussing the L Word and Marlee Matlin's character. I laughed VERY hard. Pretty short clip :)

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Moving Vagina Monologues Excerpt -Not Jane Fonda :)

I first heard this about 4 years ago on HBO. It inspired me.

I INTERVIEWED A WHOLE GROUP OF SEX WORKERS,

AND OBVIOUSLY WOMEN WHO DO SEX WORK
HAVE RICH, COMPELLING,
COMPLEX RELATIONSHIPS WITH THEIR VAGINAS.
THIS PARTICULAR WOMAN BLEW MY MIND.
SHE WAS A SEX WORKER, BUT SHE ONLY DID SEX WORK WITH WOMEN.
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU GO OUT WITH SOMEONE
AND YOU THINK THEY'RE IN THE SAME ZONE AS YOU
AND FIVE MINUTES INTO THE CONVERSATION YOU'RE LIKE,
"OH, MY GOD !"
THAT'S WHAT IT WAS LIKE WITH THIS WOMAN.
YOU KNOW, YOU TRY TO BE HIP.
"RIGHT, RIGHT."
MEANWHILE YOUR HEAD'S BEING BLOWN OFF,
YOU JUST HOPE YOUR SCARF WILL CONCEAL IT.
I WROTE THIS FOR HER.
. I LOVE VAGINAS
I LOVE WOMEN.
I DO NOT SEE THEM AS SEPARATE THINGS.
WOMEN PAY ME TO DOMINATE THEM,
TO EXCITE THEM,
TO MAKE THEM COME.
I DID NOT START OUT LIKE THIS.
NO, TO THE CONTRARY...
I STARTED OUT AS A LAWYER.
, BUT IN MY LATE 30s
I BECAME OBSESSED WITH MAKING WOMEN HAPPY.
IT BEGAN AS A MISSION OF SORTS,
BUT THEN I GOT INVOLVED IN IT.
I GOT VERY GOOD AT IT, KIND OF BRILLIANT.
YOU COULD SAY I FOUND MY CALLING.
I STARTED GETTING PAID FOR IT.
. I WORE OUTRAGEOUS OUTFITS WHEN I DOMINATED WOMEN
LACE, SILK,
LEATHER.
I USED PROPS...
WHIPS, ROPES,
HANDCUFFS, DILDOS.
THERE WAS NOTHING LIKE THIS IN TAX LAW.
THERE WAS NO PROPS , NO EXCITEMENT,
AND I HATED THOSE BLUE CORPORATE SUITS,
ALTHOUGH I HAVE TO TELL YOU,
I WEAR THEM NOW IN MY NEW LINE OF WORK,
. AND THEY FIT IN NICELY
CONTEXT IS EVERYTHING.
THERE WAS NO WETNESS.
THERE WAS NO DARK, MYSTERIOUS FOREPLAY.
NO ERECT NIPPLES.
NO DELICIOUS MOUTHS,
BUT MAINLY THERE WAS NO MOANING.
NOT THE KIND I'M TALKING ABOUT ANYWAY.
I SEE NOW THAT MOANING WAS THE KEY.
IT WAS THE THING THAT ULTIMATELY SEDUCED ME
AND GOT ME ADDICTED TO MAKING WOMEN HAPPY.
I MADE LOVE TO QUIET WOMEN, OKAY ?
I FOUND A PLAC E INSIDE THEM,
THEY SHOCKED THEMSELVES IN THEIR MOANING.
I MADE LOVE TO MOANERS AND THEY FOUND A DEEPER,
MORE PENETRATING MOAN.
I BECAME OBSESSED, I LONGED TO BE IN CHARGE,
LIKE A BANDLEADER OR A CONDUCTOR.
, IT WAS A KIND OF SURGERY, A KIND OF DELICATE SCIENCE
FINDING THE EXACT LOCATION OR HOME OF THE MOAN.
THAT'S WHAT I CALLED IT.
SOMETIMES I FOUND IT OVER A WOMAN'S JEANS.
SOMETIMES I SNUCK UP ON IT, OFF THE RECORD,
QUIETLY DISARMING THE SURROUNDING ALARMS
AND MOVING IN.
, SOMETIMES I USED FORCE
BUT NOT VIOLENT, OPPRESSING FORCE, NO.
MORE LIKE DOMINATING,
"I'M GONNA TAKE YOU SOMEPLACE,
WHY DON'T YOU LAY BACK, ENJOY THE RIDE" KIND OF FORCE.
SOMETIMES IT WAS SIMPLY MUNDANE.
I FOUND THE MOAN BEFORE THINGS EVEN STARTED,
WHILE WE WERE EATING CHICKEN OR SALAD IN THE KITCHEN,
RIGHT THERE, WITH MY FINGERS ALL MIXED IN
WITH THE BALSAMIC VINEGAR.
SOMETIMES I USED PROPS, I LOVE PROPS.
SOMETIMES
I MADE THE WOMAN FIND HER OWN MOAN
. IN FRONT OF ME
I WAITED.
I STUCK IT OUT UNTIL SHE OPENED HERSELF.
I WAS NOT FOOLED BY THOSE MINOR, MORE OBVIOUS MOANS.
NO...
I PUSHED HER FURTHER,
ALL THE WAY
INTO HER POWER MOAN.
NOW...
THERE'S THE CLIT MOAN.
EH, EH, EH...
THE VAGINAL MOAN.
OH, OH, OH...
THE COMBO CLIT-VAGINAL MOAN.
EH-OH, EH-OH, EH-OH...
THE ALMOST MOAN.
. THE ON-IT MOAN
OH... OH...
THE ELEGANT MOAN.
( laughing )
THE GRACE SLICK MOAN.
( high-pitched moan )
THE WASP MOAN.
( no sound )
THE SEMI-RELIGIOUS MOAN.
OY, OY, OY...
THE MOUNTAINTOP MOAN.
( yodeling )
THE BABY MOAN.
OH-AH, OH-AH, OH-AH...
. THE DOGGY MOAN
( fast panting )
THE SOUTHERN MOAN.
YEA, YEA, YEA !
THE MILITANT, UNINHIBITED BISEXUAL MOAN.
HO, HO, HO, HO !
THE MACHINE-GUN MOAN.
( machine-gun sounds )
THE TORTURED ZEN MOAN.
AH, OH, AH...
THE DIVA MOAN.
! AHHHHHH ! AHHHHHH
AND FINALLY,
THE SURPRISE TRIPLE-ORGASM MOAN.
OH, GOD, THAT'S REALLY GOOD, DON'T STOP.
THAT'S, OH, THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT--
OH, THAT'S IT.
OH, MY GOD, OH, THAT'S REALLY GOOD, OH, THAT'S, OH MY GOD !
AHH... !
( continuous moaning )
EEE-AHHHH... !

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My lover the pillow :)

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Lesbian Poem " Soft Butterfly Flicks "

I hope you like this :)

Soft Butterfly Flicks that I give you
coaxing your pleasure from under its hood
Soft up and slowly down
encouraging you to tell me whats good

Soft Butterfly Flicks I offer
knowing the swollen wetness becoming your tremor
Soft around both stabbing and tickling
and writhing and moaning we both will remember

Soft Butterfly flicks almost silent
asking your lips if their wanting me more
Soft and surreal, the moment of happening
in sensual kiss shared truths revealed to the core


Soft butterfly flicks now faster
your hand in my hair the most loving sensation
Soft lips form an O and encircle and suck you
One tongue and now softly two fingers ...elation

Soft Butterfly Flicks begging quivering eruption
your hips push your mound into passion sustaining
Soft permission to die for a moment
your soul into mine as your tender warmths raining

Soft Butterfly Flicks to your neck in consoling
our hearts reassured, sincere cherished embrace
Soft throbbing abating, still yearning
Complete adoration, spent bodies in grace

Brenda 2008 "In search of a lesbian kiss desired"
all rights reserved

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Gray Matters starring Heather Graham ..A+ Lesbian Movie

So ... when we watch the Oscar Awards coming up and you relish the winners, the losers, the clothes and the looooong boring speeches ... you will not be hearing "and the best picture is ...GRAY MATTERS starring Heather Graham." Ok..I admit .. the movie isn't the best movie I ever saw ...even about lesbian relationships or coming out. But ..I can identify with the heartache portrayed of unrequited lesbian love ..and I also think that even if the script had a few lulls in it, the character acting portrayed by Graham as Gray, Bridgett Moynahan as her love interest, the guy from Ed Thomas Cavanaugh, and the sexy rich brit from the L word Rachel Shelly, the scottish crossdressing dude from the L word, as well as Molly Shannon from SNL as the most fun (straight) friend in the world ( I'd love to be like her) ....and even SISSY Spacek ...I mean...well it's just a damn shame that at least a best actress or supporting actor or actress nomination did not come from this Movie, which I saw on Starz on Demand this week. Rent it or view it or see it with a friend.


Sam: What are you doing?
Gray: I want to die right now. I never want to see another human being as long as I live.
Sam: You're just coming out.
Gray: I am never coming out of this elevator.
Sam: This is probably the biggest revelation of your entire life. It's normal to be going nuts. It's normal.
Gray: I don't feel normal. I'm sick and tired of everyone saying it's normal, it's typical, it's ordinary. I don't feel any of those things.
Sam: Well how do you feel?
Gray: Lonely.
Sam: Why?
Gray: Because I'm never going to be able to walk down the street, holding hands with my partner without the rest of the world giving us a look. And me never have the wedding that I once dreamed of and I may never have children. And one day when I die people will never give as much respect to my grieving lover as if she were my husband.
Sam: Gray, it's not as if you made a choice.
Gray: That's what terrifies me. It's so much easier to be someone else.

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in touch and in, moment the dream of our lesbian lust

you want me in your bed ?

girl if you only knew how ready i am

you have become my absolute dream come true and the dream is just starting

my obsession..my only and every romantic and erotic thought

craving the sound of your sighs and hunger of your moans ...the stiffening of your nipple between my lips...the baby soft skin of your breasts and the weight of their comfort ....

the slippery folds of your lips ..the many reactions to the fingers, tongue, and wet reciprocation to my gentle devouring of our longtime desire
(you inspire me !)

and so its wet ...and it trickles..and it drips and drops slowly sliding down the cheek of your ass down to the sheets....comfortable in the covering of the new bedspread we frolic

your lips i spread and close and push and tickle ...expose your clit and lick or tickle
tongue or kiss or brush and touch and circle
and tickle
and tongue
and enter you
so swollen
inside my fingers feel the seeping grip
you gush and im warm inside

together these sounds and these breaths we share
my concentration focuse on causing you to abandon all of yours
causing you to lose coherent thought
your vision ...beautiful eyes, hair, breasts, skin, sounds and smells ..beautiful reactions to tender loving complete devotion to your pleasure
drinking in your sights with my eyes and your dampness with my mouth and riding your waves of your hips and thighs
longing for this orgasmic moment and longing more for the moments we will share in afterglow

the original dollops of wetness beneath begins to turn the ever soaking sheet cool, but our heat above it on the sheets is warm enough not to care

we dream of this sure sexual release...

but moreso i have wanted your arms around me
next to me or on top of me
kissing me deep
rythmically pushing against each other...eyes squinted open to see you and know this

I am moaning in your mouth with the deepest and still deeper of your open and loving kisses
groping for more closeness to pull you into my very soul

our breasts against each other--warm ...soft ...nipples noticable and crying out the loudest silent scream

such immense pleasure in touch and in moment as I offer you all you hunger for

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Beautiful Women Who enjoy kissing

Resisting the urge to write abll about Paris Hilton and her affair with Elisha Cuthbert ...I watch 24 and I think Elisha is so sensous, erotic, has the most fantastic and expressive eyes and such great hair... and showed all that cleavage on the first season of 24 that it was so erotic whenever she appeared onscreen ..so I have had it for her ever since...and then she had a quick lesbian kiss in the movie "Girl Next Door," and now is the girlfriend of the week for Paris Hilton ..but again..I am NOT writing about that LOL. I am just passing on for reccomendation this incredible vid of two women who, whether professionals or not, are really into the making out in this youtube video. Made me so wet and I have watched it twice ...I should say twice so far. Here is the link

http://youtube.com/watch?v=mRwy7ZXJTPQ

DEEP erotic kissing.
give me your soft hands on my face
let me hold you tight
kiss my neck ...suck it gently ...dont leave a mark...well..maybe a little one
nibble my ear and look into my eyes
kiss me deep and make me wet and let me know you want me
before I offer my hungry mouth to the rest of you

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