HHeeeey, this entry made me laaaugh!! Well, and it got me hot too ;) Your masturbating description was soooo hot and yummy
I began reading this and felt like I could have written it! lol... I hate girls faking for the camera... I totally have a sex plan and methodically put down towels before I begin! hahah :)

So, can I ask if you are a squirter? 

HI  ...sorry I am so :next week : getting back to you.   You asked if I am a squirter...there is alot of talk online about "squrting" and I call myself skeptical of all the claims and sudden surge (pun ?) in women who squirt.  Having said that, I was told when I began having sex at a far too early age that nobody was wetter than me or left the bed with more of a wetspot ...and so that I am big about the towel thing LOL.  I describe myself as a gusher...so I guess thats the equivalent without the fluid flying through the air all porno fashion.  It's not that I doubt it happens ...just not as often as it seems to be claimed.  Counting my own, I have provoked the orgasms of 8 women...none came close to something described as squirting. I know I know...didn't hit the G spot right ?   Maybe I will believe it more when I get shot in the eye by a woman (as some men have done)